soar-above-the-sky:

you all need this on your blog.

soar-above-the-sky:

you all need this on your blog.

(via russell-magic-cock-howard)

oneleggedmusicteacher:

“WHEN IT COMES TO VAGINA

HE AINT A DINNER. “

“HE DONT LUNGE

FOR THE CLUNGE.”

“YOU’RE HAVIN’ A HOWLER

IF YOU THINK HE LIKES GROWLER.”

Russell Howard on Louie Spence.

(via russell-magic-cock-howard)

ladydevimon:

meandbabyjones:

i’ve stopped being so lazy! so yeah heres a 12/13 week baby bump :) sorry about the lighting it’s super sunny here today.

need this on my main blog. :)


BUMPPPPPP!!!!! :)))))

ladydevimon:

meandbabyjones:

i’ve stopped being so lazy! so yeah heres a 12/13 week baby bump :) sorry about the lighting it’s super sunny here today.

need this on my main blog. :)

BUMPPPPPP!!!!! :)))))

Okay, i’ve decided just to embrace who i am!

and that is i’m a fucking table!!!

okay, i’m freaking out.

growing-baby-seahorse:

i have the first edition RLS kidnapped book. and i could never figure out how much it was worth.

now i’ve finally found out.

it’s worth over a grand.

i need to find it out and sell it. (hopefully)

that’d be enough for us to pay the excess rent on a house for a year, and baby stuff.

i’m praying i brought it to the flat.

oh my god.

what’s the cover look like and il check the ones you gave to me. and if i have it then you can have it back. xxx

mrsrussellhoward-murs:

Happy Birthday Russ, hope you have an amazing day! 

-Ellis xx

(via watermai)

vocaroo:

i will never die alone (having lots of dogs counts right?)

smilingemoticon:

i want people to make a printer that prints gif and print out this gif

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and liquify the paper and inject it into my bloodstream

(via teenage-mutant-ninja-demon)

theclearlydope:

OK, I’m back. 

theclearlydope:

OK, I’m back. 

tvwillbethedeathofme:

askgamerjack96:

jordan-haruka:

merryblangstmas:

Some Nights Tumblr Version.

Based off this post.

Lyrics:

Some nights, I stay up staring at my laptop

Some nights, I don’t sleep at all

Some nights, I ‘m glad that my dash is never ending

Some nights, I wish I could log off

But I still stay up, I still read your posts

Oh Lord, I’m still not sure why I’m awake at four

What do I scroll for? What do I scroll for?

Most nights, I don’t know anymore…

Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa oh oh

Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa oh oh

This is it, these are ship wars

What are we fighting for?

Why don’t we read fanfic already?

I was never one to sleep at night - save that for those who have a life

Post twice as much and get half as many likes, but here feels come again

To stay for a while

But that’s alright; I blog from in my bed tonight

I blog because I’m wonderin’ just who I, who I, who I am

Oh, who am I? mmm… I have no life

Well, some nights, I wish that my dash would end

‘Cause I could use some friends for a change

And some nights, I’m scared I’ll hit post limit again

Some nights, I always hit, I always hit…

But I still stay up, I still read your posts

Oh Lord, I’m still not sure why I’m awake at four

What do I scroll for? What do I scroll for?

Most nights, I don’t know… 

So this is it? I sold my soul for this?

Left my social life for this? Or do I have no friends because of this?

(/awkward pause where I didn’t know what to write/)

So log on.

Log on.

Log on,

OH LOG ON!

Well, that is it guys, that is all, scroll twelve pages down and I’m bored again
Ten years of this, and only bloggers understand 
I’m not sticking ‘round with my folks downstairs; Sorry to leave, mom, I had ship pairs
I’m going to be forever alone, all dried up from my laptop brightness

My heart is breaking for my OTP and the con that they call “love”
‘Cuz when they look into each other’s eyes…
Man, you wouldn’t believe the most amazing things that can come from…
Some terrible writers…ahhh…

Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh oh

Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh oh

The other night, you wouldn’t believe the fic I just read about my OTP

I wish it would update already

I wish you’d tag all of your stuff, man.

Why won’t you tag all of your stuff, man? oh…

I’m never logging off

Why would I ever log off Tumblr… oh …

Oh, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh.

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THIS IS THE TUMBLR ANTHEM

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS YOU MIGHT AS WELL LOG OFF AND OR SHUT DOWN YOUR BLOG BECAUSE ALL OF TUMBLR HAS REJECTED YOU.

i was actualu lisening to the real song when i found this 

Oh my god.. THIS .. is the Tumblr life

(via watermai)

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