Life's a bitch. But im friends with her sister

wankbankofamerica:

reasons i tend to not talk

  • people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
  • i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
  • people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
  • i hate my voice
  • i have something really mean to say
  • i hate you
  • i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me
SoraCat

SoraCat

soar-above-the-sky:

you all need this on your blog.

soar-above-the-sky:

you all need this on your blog.

oneleggedmusicteacher:

“WHEN IT COMES TO VAGINA

HE AINT A DINNER. “

“HE DONT LUNGE

FOR THE CLUNGE.”

“YOU’RE HAVIN’ A HOWLER

IF YOU THINK HE LIKES GROWLER.”

Russell Howard on Louie Spence.

ladydevimon:

meandbabyjones:

i’ve stopped being so lazy! so yeah heres a 12/13 week baby bump :) sorry about the lighting it’s super sunny here today.

need this on my main blog. :)


BUMPPPPPP!!!!! :)))))

ladydevimon:

meandbabyjones:

i’ve stopped being so lazy! so yeah heres a 12/13 week baby bump :) sorry about the lighting it’s super sunny here today.

need this on my main blog. :)

BUMPPPPPP!!!!! :)))))

Okay, i’ve decided just to embrace who i am!

and that is i’m a fucking table!!!

ladydevimon:

mrs-t:

mrs-t:

growing-baby-seahorse:

i have the first edition RLS kidnapped book. and i could never figure out how much it was worth.

now i’ve finally found out.

it’s worth over a grand.

i need to find it out and sell it. (hopefully)

that’d be enough for us to pay the excess rent on a…

Okay. Which ones those? Is it te chavy ones? xD xx

the chavvy ones? ahahaha what? the fairy ones :’) the graphic novels.

Ohhh yeah. I forgot about those. I haven’t read them but i probally wont so yeah have any of the books back you want, they are yours.

mrs-t:

growing-baby-seahorse:

i have the first edition RLS kidnapped book. and i could never figure out how much it was worth.

now i’ve finally found out.

it’s worth over a grand.

i need to find it out and sell it. (hopefully)

that’d be enough for us to pay the excess rent on a…

Okay. Which ones those? Is it te chavy ones? xD xx

okay, i’m freaking out.

growing-baby-seahorse:

i have the first edition RLS kidnapped book. and i could never figure out how much it was worth.

now i’ve finally found out.

it’s worth over a grand.

i need to find it out and sell it. (hopefully)

that’d be enough for us to pay the excess rent on a house for a year, and baby stuff.

i’m praying i brought it to the flat.

oh my god.

what’s the cover look like and il check the ones you gave to me. and if i have it then you can have it back. xxx

mrsrussellhoward-murs:

Happy Birthday Russ, hope you have an amazing day! 

-Ellis xx

vocaroo:

i will never die alone (having lots of dogs counts right?)